Teaching an old retired military guy how to use a computer for the first time…
Client: “I can’t get this damned mouse-thing to work!”
Me: “OK, what happens when you try to use it?”
Client: (Slams the mouse against the monitor and slides it around.) “See? I can get it to move a little bit, but I can’t really get it to go where I want it to!”
(via memewhore)
How to draw a horse by Van Oktop.
Shit Samuel L. Jackson Says
![What. The. F*ck.
thedailywhat:
Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day: Former smoker Barry Chappell was flying to Europe back in 2006 and couldn’t find a place to toss his Nicorette gum. So, naturally, he decided to begin constructing the world’s largest medicated gumball.
Fast-forward to the present, and Barry’s ball is now 95,200 pieces strong, clocking in at a nauseating 175 pounds.
Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! will be rewarding Mr. Chappell for his important contribution to culture and the betterment of society live on Art & Coin TV — the DirecTV channel he co-owns — tomorrow, Thursday, January 26th, at 8 PM ET.
Learn more above Chappell’s accomplishment here, if you must.
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What. The. F*ck.
Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day: Former smoker Barry Chappell was flying to Europe back in 2006 and couldn’t find a place to toss his Nicorette gum. So, naturally, he decided to begin constructing the world’s largest medicated gumball.
Fast-forward to the present, and Barry’s ball is now 95,200 pieces strong, clocking in at a nauseating 175 pounds.
Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! will be rewarding Mr. Chappell for his important contribution to culture and the betterment of society live on Art & Coin TV — the DirecTV channel he co-owns — tomorrow, Thursday, January 26th, at 8 PM ET.
Learn more above Chappell’s accomplishment here, if you must.
With great power
comes huge
electricity bill.
Poor aliens…
Bro, you’ve got a problem
Dit is de persoonlijke vergaarbak van Rob de Jong. Grappige of spraakmakende zaken die ik tegenkom in de donkere krochten des internets plaats ik hier.
